Drown Retarded Children- #1 (8/5/06)

First on our journey along the heinous musical wasteland that is the Drown Retarded Children experience we meet Vesper, Dan, Ernie and “Random Obscure Bearded Guy From Vermont.“ Like cornered animals they batter the crowd with an audio assault like no other, but not before a momentary lull and a soothing cigarette reminiscent of the very cliché, but much appropriate calm before the storm, during which we meet The Derkinator who comes to Puff you up. Not long into the trek they come upon Kyle “Gut You Then Eat You Using This Broom As A Spoon“ Eddy and Rob “Conquistador Butt Pirate Prince“ Caro who are pleased to help themselves to a buffet of all you can eat brutality.