Drown Retarded Children- #2 (8/5/06)

In the second installment of our tale, Rob “Conquistador Butt Pirate Prince“ Caro stalks his prey in the helpless audience, first hiding then brandishing his mighty pirate sword, Ernie Squeals to warn the frightened standers-bye of their impending doom, but, GASP! Kyle “GYTEYUTBAAS“ Eddy has turned on his would be associates! Ernie is the first victim, he brushes off the blows and directs his attention back at those who are more deserving, visibly frustrated, Kyle attacks “Random Obscure Bearded Guy From Vermont“ who is less complacent, he lashes out at the villain, hurling him from the stage into the crowd, he compensates for this blow to his Military ego by taking out his anger on the floor by viciously disemboweling it with his weapon. The internal quarreling is over just in time for the introduction of our newest characters, Derbox and Codybot, a pair of geometric gladiators battling in the path of our audio assailants. Rob “CBPP“ Caro tries to calm the box