LYRICS:
I don’t fuck very much
My penis aches for the touch
It’s not how I imagined this, no
I thought when I’ll go to college
I’ll have sex every day
It’s like pre-coital stagnation
I can’t go on this way
What is the reason for my pain?
Ugliness, complexes,
Lack of parents’ consent
Fear to catch a disease
Lack of manly character traits
And I had a girlfriend
For like maybe 2 weeks
But then she dumped me
Using the most trite cliches
She said, hey it’s me, it’s not you
And I think that we should take a