It’s dangerous | leave the army | Army Protection Racket | Monty Python’s Flying Circus #montypython

Audiovisual services: Dubbing / Post-production / Regular video to HDR / Subtitling i@ Colonel: (Graham Chapman) Come in, what do you want? (Private Watkins enters and salutes.) Watkins: (Eric Idle) I’d like to leave the army please, sir. Colonel: Good heavens man, why? Watkins: It’s dangerous. Colonel: What? Watkins: There are people with guns out there, sir. Colonel: What? Watkins: Real guns, sir. Not toy ones, sir. Proper ones, sir. They’ve all got ’em. All of ’em, sir. And some of ’em have got tanks. Colonel: Watkins, they are on our side. Watkins: And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I’d like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Colonel: Watkins, you’ve only been in the army a day. Watkins: I know sir but people get killed, properly dead sir, no barely cross fingers sir. A bloke was telling me, if you’re in the army and there’s a war you ha