The Cheesemancer
In the land of Boots, where wonders unfold
Lives Chaddard Mozzarelli, with powers untold
A sorcerer of cheese, with a heart so grand
He’s the Cheesemancer, the best in the land
Chaddard was born with a magical gift
To control every cheese, with a simple wrist lift
From cheddar to brie, and gouda so fine
He wields cheesy magic, with a sparkle and shine
Behold the Cheesemancer, Chaddard Mozzarelli
With his cheesy spells, he’s always so steady
He fights with cheesy power, both day and night
But don’t mention pineapple, it’s his kryptonite
Through forests and mountains, with friends by his side
They battle dark forces, and take it in stride
A knight with a sword, and a rogue with a grin
A bard with a lute, and a healer within
Behold the Cheesemancer, Chaddard Mozzarelli
With his cheesy spells, he’s always so steady
He fights with cheesy power, both day and night
But don’t mention pineapple, it’s his kryptonite