If TF2 was a Nature Documentary

The Badlands. Home to some of the strangest creatures to ever walk this earth. The Gravel Wars span multiple continents and biomes, and in this documentary, we will be delving into the niche marine environments of these battlegrounds. Join our totally-not-bootleg David Attenborough impressionist, Heckolo, as he explores the fascinating lives of pyrosharks, turtling engineers, spycrabs, and more. Welcome to the wondrous world of water. Welcome to the Great Blue. Was it really worth spending 2 months on a video to make one big weapon reskins joke? Absolutely. [CREDITS AND MUSIC] The incredibly talented voice of the narrator: Heckolo Thumbnail: Yoshibobby Actors: Pyroshark - raw 2fort Demo Tourist - CactusKur 2fort Scout Tourist - Cashunutt Piranha Scouts - too many, and filmed too long ago, can’t remember them all LOL Monkey 1 - Todd Monkey 2 - Nia Monkey 3 - raw Monkey 4 - mayo Turtle Engineers - too many to count, I don’t remember them all Scout Birds - also too many to count Pier Tourists - I really should’ve written the names down when I recorded this skit 2 months ago Music List (in order): Freedom - Jim Whitcher The Ferryman’s Search - Before Your Eyes Theme from Jaws Good Day to Die - Miguel Johnson Sea of Souls - Before Your Eyes A Way to You - Infraction Sea of Souls - Before Your Eyes (again) The Bedroom - Before Your Eyes Stand Tall - Minecraft (Lena Raine) From Other Suns - Evan King A Little Heart to Heart - Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack Gymnopedie No.1 References and Tributes: “The Badlands. Home to some of the strangest creatures...“ - TooManyMoths, Bots - A Documentary [TF2] “And reveal what we must preserve, to ensure people and nature thrive.“ - David Attenborough, Our Planet “Ardere Selacimorpha, common name, ’stupid’.“ - Octo, The Deadly Piranha Scout #tf2 #skit Not mge players in tf2 be like, or trading in tf2 be like, or bad trickstab tutorials be like, but those videos are just as good as this one so you should watch them as well!