Monty Python’s Flying Circus - Kenny Lust

The Refreshment Room here at Bletchley. My name is Kenny Lust and I’m your Compère for tonight. (applause) You know, once in a while it is my pleasure, and my privilege, to welcome here at the refreshment room, (applause) some of the truly great international artists of our time. (applause) And tonight we have one such artist. (applause) (groveling) Ladies and gentlemen, someone whom I’ve always personally admired, perhaps more deeply, more strongly, more abjectly than ever before. (applause) A man, well more than a man, a god (applause), a great god, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. (by now on his knees) Someone whose boots I would gladly lick clean until holes wore through my tongue, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same Stage with him. Ladies and gentlemen the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink. Voice Off: He can’t come! Compare: Never mind, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees.