Bazinga! (Ode to Sheldon Cooper)

Watch out, Amy Farrah-Fowler. I spend every Thursday with you but you don’t even know my name it doesn’t matter when it comes to you I really have no shame No I’m not crazy, because my mother had me tested too I would give anything to weep for humanity with you Oh Sheldon Cooper You’re the scientist for me Sheldon Cooper I’ll always sing you soft kitty I promise when I sit upon the couch I will not take your spot But I won’t rest until I hear your knock knoc