Eminem Medicine Ball

Track 10 From Eminem Album Relapse Lyrics Intro:Oh my goodness What have I done Oh no I can’t believe it It’s like i’ve got the whole world in my palm And im ready to Drop bomb Verse1:Welcome to the slim shady mecca rebecca It’s the village in new york right next to the tri-decka Thats my sector Homo sexual dissector Come again rewind selector I said nice rectum I had a vasectomy hector So you cant get pregnant if I bi-sexually wreck ya Hannibal Lecter into guy sex and I bet ya I tantalize you and in less then 5 seconds I get ya They say once bitten and twice shy Well im next to the guy With 9 extasy pills and 5 extra Boxes of ripped condoms in quantities why yes sir I took the rest of the lunesta pills from my dresser Thats my kind of vibe what else should I try Lester Drop kick the bitch before her second trimester Perform the home abortion with Dexter Then I guess i’ll dig her fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her Chrous:I guess it’s time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball you’re all in I said I guess it’s time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end My medicine ball you’re in my medicine ball friends Verse 2:All my west side bitches throw it up Put a balloon inside your pussy queef and blow it up Man I think they need to shut off the So you better change the station to keep from throwing up Man you seen it all before you’re all too familiar with it Theres a venus on the floor and two balls so you know who did it You know you with it girl so dont front oh no you didn’t I will rape all the pussy cat dolls then call you kitten I will pee on rihanna see man I do what I wanna Spray perfume in a sauna room crazy gluing madonnaTo the lazy boy sofa fold her in two then sit on her Imagine the visual for that man who would of thought of There could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengence But the chick is so old she looks like she outlived her life sentence I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive if you werent so defensive It wouldnt be you’re so sensitive Chrous: guess it’s time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball you’re all in I said I guess it’s time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end My medicine ball you’re in my medicine ball friends Verse 3:Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kick stand Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quickstand Here you need a hand big man Grab a hold of this branch with both hands Man they dont understand im just a sick man Now everybody is pissed at me like it’s my fault His name rhymes with so many different words geeze So one last time mister Christopher Reeves Won’t you break it down for me and just spit the verse please Eminem on coming to kill you [breath] Always hated you and I still do You’ll never fill my shoes my superman costume [breath] Doesn’t even fit you they don’t feel you You’re takign this shit to far [breath] Who do you think you are Hang my suit up in the armoire Everday I hate you more and more Throw down the cardboard Let’s break dance if you think you’re hardcore Chrous:I guess it’s time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball you’re all in I said I guess it’s time for you to hate me again Lets begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end My medicine ball you’re in my medicine ball friends Outro:The world is mine