stinky (uh oh)

always have at least a semblance of a starting point when i write but ima try going in completely blind today, just gonna live tweet my thoughts in the description of a 6 second video under the channel quagmire toilet gaming because i have to, because i ummm, because i--, because.. if this video displayed a human covering their nose, there would be zero comedic value (in my supremely objective and correct point of view), but because a non-human is displaying uncharacteristic behavior, there is at least some comedic value;;; thus proving that animals and random does in fact equal funny, checkmate redditors! imagine the sheer volume of ants under you right now... i would imagine there is some limit to the maximum depth ants can theoretically burrow but i would prefer to remain blissfully unaware of that information and just imagine that the slice from the center of the planet to my feet contains potentially hundreds of millions of ants.. which increase in difficulty as you get deeper this was just a sneak pe