The Dumbshits Guide to Dark Souls: Undead Asylum (Tutorial)

Dark Souls guides are long and annoying. This is short and annoying, like your dad. Everyone wins. This is Undead Asylum. The fact that you need a guide for this level is just sad. Nothing of interest to get here... yet. Just kill the Ass Demon and leave. Seriously, don’t stay any longer than you need to. (This serious won’t cover souls items or random enemy drops.)