Homer: Everybody in the USA,
Hates their stupid neighbor,
He’s Flanders and he’s really, really lame...
Flanders tried to wreck my song,
His views on birth control are wrong,
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
Lenny/Carl/Homer: F-L-A-N-R-D-S,
Homer: He’s the man that I hate best,
I’d like to see his house go up in flames.
Lenny/Carl: F-L-A,
Homer: His name is Ned!
Lenny/Carl: E-R-S,
Homer: That’s a stupid name!
He’s worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No.