Morning Rescue rescues Sayaka Miki from her tragic fate *SPOILERS*

“No! I must kill the witches“ Sayaka shouted Kyubey said “No, Sayaka. You are the witches“ And then Sayaka was a Lovecraftian LSD abomination--- uhhh, as of March 3, 2011, make that a papier-maché-collage mermaid knight. ...but not if Morning Rescue has anything to say about that last statement! Truly now with their act of heroism are they worthy of ranking amongst the greats of advertising alongside Segata Sanshiro, Never Say No To Panda, Japanese SpongeBob Happy Meal, Pakistani Sonic Happ