Henrik Widegren - A Statistically Significant Love Song - Live from the hospital

I have had my last patient for today so I will sing a song for you! Music, lyrics: Henrik Widegren Creative language consultant: Anna Holmqvist Thanks to Skånes Universitetssjukhus A Statistically Significant Love Song Music/Lyrics: Henrik Widegren Today. I found my love today Everybody says they knew long ago But I am not that way I demand evidence before I say I know Finally it came to me: My theory’s confirmed In all my experiments I have seen a trend The null hypothesis is not at all sustained It’s very likely That you are more than a friend I love you more than the median I am certain cause the p-value is Our love is blessed by a t-test I can prove to you: I love you Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush The autonomic nervous system doesn’t lie Your dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush And our pupil size correlation is extremely high Your curves don’t have a normal distribution And your eyes are in the top ten percentile rank Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion A love that is statistically significant You love me more than my control group Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop And your pulse rate accelerates when we’re on a date You must agree: You love me I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high And now my hard y-axis grows and reaches up to ten And touches my x-axis until we come to origin I love you and we have the evidence Other people’s love can be a coincidence They want flowers but we want Hard statistical power It’s the best breakthrough I love you And no one can doubt it We can shout loud that we’re in love and proud We have proofs in stacks And no alternative facts I can prove to you That I love you That I love you… Verse A9F#mD9E A9F#mD9E A9F#mD9E A9F#mD9E Chorus AEF#mD AEF#mD AC#mDBm DEAA Bridge DF#mBmA DF#mBmE