Blair Dunlop: ’No Go Zones’

Inspired by FOX News reporting that the U.K. was full of ’No Go Zones’. Written from the perspective of an American citizen who visits the U.K. believing what he has heard on FOX! Thanks to Tadas Umaras at for the use of the footage. “Thank God I’ve found somebody, I’m out here all alone It’s my first time across the pond and I don’t have an English phone It’s coming up for 9 o’clock and I’m chilled to the bone Now I’m scared that I’ll set foot in one of your no go zones Now I’m scared that I’ll set foot in one of your no go zones “I’ve seen South Side Chicago though I hail from Tennessee But the man behind the news desk tells me Birmingham could be The worst of all, and you’ll be first to fall when they hear your voice Any sign of Western tells them they don’t have a choice Any sign of Western tells them they don’t have a choice “You know they stone their women, even sometimes girls He says he’ll keep me up to date as the action unfurls So could you call a cab please, if you can get a tone I’ll never let myself myself get caught in one of your no go zones I’ll never let myself myself get caught in one of your no go zones“ - “Of course I’ll call a taxi but first you have to see... Every script on his desk’s revised for you and me We can’t hunt the fox though, blatant as it be When saying Israel will get you canned at the BBC This city has its uses, I should take you on a tour The Eastern food is nothing like the shite you’ve had before The Eastern food is nothing like the shite you’ve had before.“