Paris Hilton’s “Stars Are Blind“ (ridiculous cover by Stephan Nance) Piano

Paris Hilton’s “Stars Are Blind,“ covered by me, Stephan Nance — with the help of my Senegal parrot Georgie. “Stars Are Blind“ was a #1 hit in Slovakia and Hungary in 2006. Alexis Petridis (petri dish?) from The Guardian wrote this spot-on description: “On Stars Are Blind, the combination of tinny cod-reggae and your-call-is-being-held-in-a-queue vocal technique results in something so plasticky, it’s perversely enjoyable.“ I, Stephan Nance, take that perverse enjoyment to anoth