CMAT - Every Bottle (Is My Boyfriend) [Official Video]

Official Music Video for “Every Bottle (Is My Boyfriend)“ by CMAT My album ’If My Wife New I’d Be Dead’ is out now! Listen to No More Virgos: SUBSCRIBE: Sign-Up to the Mailing List: Follow CMAT: Instagram: TikTok: @cmatbaby Twitter: Facebook: Website: Director: Jake Passmore Producer: Emily Mahon Assistant Director: Sam Brautigan Director of Production: Oscar Downing Camera Assistant: George Pritchard Art Director: Maya McAllister Demangeat Art Assistant: Ellie Hollis Set Builder: Michael Passmore Set Builds / Props: Tad McCarthy Set Builds / Props: Tom Holman Puppet Maker / Props: Maya Bardsley Costume Designer: Elisabeth Sur Stylist: Rion Hannora Makeup Artist: Niall Candy Colour grader: Mike Keelin Fairy Godmother: Nic Ferguson-Lee Slithers: Calum Mickey The Squid: Max Bardsley The A.D: Ollie McAuley The Bartender: Norton O’Hara Cindy Lu Quickshot: Jeanie Crystal A Tall Boy Production CMAT - Every Bottle (Is My Boyfriend) Lyrics: Catch me at the bar With a lid on my lips I’ll make a good show For you no script Ending in a house Round 6am What a beautiful pic Of no one’s friend I’ll wanna know Would you message me When you get home sound But I’ll forget to read I think about a joke That didn’t land I’m never gonna sleep again I got a wet drink I got the driest of gabs I got a debit card that isn’t Gonna get me a cab I’m gonna act like no one’s Gonna talk about me in the morning And they won’t Every bottle is a boyfriend That didn’t work out Every dance-off is a feeling I could do without Every barman is my best friend ’Til he’s kicking me out Every bottle is my boyfriend And we’re going out We’re going out We’re going out We’re going out Honky tonk girl Of the GAA with about the same glamour Half the game I have to keep it up Cuz im a clown And without the make-up Some proper noun Now everything is harder Than they said it’d be No restraint has been of Any use to me I think about a joke That didn’t land I’ll hear it at the very end I got a wet drink It’s like a gun in my hand I got a pain worth picking on With skinny tea ads I wonder if anybody ever Thinks about me in the morning Guess they don’t Every bottle is a boyfriend That didn’t work out Every dance-off is a feeling I could do without Every barman is my best friend ’Til he’s kicking me out Every bottle is my boyfriend And we’re going out We’re going out We’re going out We’re going out I got a wet drink It’s like a gun in my hand But maybe I love drinking And just hate all the plans That someone made in my name I don’t even wanna tap my potential No I don’t Every bottle is a boyfriend That didn’t work out Every dance-off is a feeling I could do without Every barman is my best friend ’Til he’s kicking me out Every bottle is a boyfriend That didn’t work out Every dance-off is a feeling I could do without Every barman is my best friend ’Til he’s kicking me out Every bottle is my boyfriend And we’re going out We’re going out We’re going out We’re going out #CMAT #EveryBottleIsMyBoyfriend) #IfMyWifeNewIdBeDead