The Cuckoo’s Nest

“Tuesday’s theme is ’Body Parts’,“ said the good folk at Trad Song Tuesday. Well… I tried to learn one of the songs where you say what you’re turning every bit of the herring into. But I didn’t manage it, so I’m falling back on a bit of smut. As trad smut goes, this is on the more playful end, but I think it still counts as terrible courting advice.