You Are Tearing Me Apart (Lisa)

The funniest response to “The Room“ LYRICS: You are my rose, I’d do anything for you Buy you flowers, and get you in the mood You look so sexy, in your brand new dress Oh hai Denny, can you leave while we have sex? You find me boring, but cannot tell the truth Still no promotion, but I’m lucky I have you You and my best friend were screwing on the stairs Your mom has breast cancer, but no one really cares Lisa, you are tearing me apart Lisa, please don’t break my heart Lisa, don’t leave me in the dark Lisa... oh hai Mark I come home again, but still I have bad news Bank won’t promote me, and now I got the blues You’ve got an idea to help me relax from all the stress Get me drunk so we can have more awkward sex We hear some yelling upon the roof above Poor Denny’s got himself caught up in using drugs We catch the bad guy, and bring his ass to jail Everybody appears to tell Denny how he’s