I Like Trucking (with Rowan Atkinson) — Not The Nine O’Clock News

I LIKE TRUCKING! I like trucking, I like trucking, I like trucking and I like to truck. I like trucking, I like trucking, If you don’t like trucking, tough luck. On the road, you must be brave and tireless, On the road, you can listen to the wireless, On the road, you eat café food with pride, You can throw it up outside. The greatest kick in trucking comes from knocking down a biker, Or swinging round a roundabout and picking up a hiker, You’re chatting up that piece of skirt who’s sitting by your side, Then pop the crucial question - a ride for a ride? I like trucking, I like trucking, I like trucking and I like to truck. I like trucking, I like trucking, If you don’t like trucking, tough luck. Perhaps the greatest laugh of all, that makes this life worthwhile, Is waving on the car behind, giving him a smile, With glasses and with gratitude, he revs his little load, And meets another trucking truck, a-trucking down the road. On the road, you must be tough and ruthless, And the rumours that we’re gay are truthless, On the road, you can wear your shirtsleeves rolled, You eat chocolate when it’s cold. From behind, we like to sneak up on you from behind, Never mind, if you hit ’em never mind. We like trucking, we like trucking, We like trucking and we like to truck. We like trucking, we like trucking, If you don’t like trucking, tough luck.