We Don’t Talk About Pluto - Encanto Parody

Parody song of “We Don’t Talk About Bruno“ from Disney’s Encanto. Written in tribute to the Pluto formerly known as “planet.“ ENCANTO Piano Tutorials! ► Encanto piano album now on Spotify! ► Support these videos on patreon! ► Learn piano the fun way! ► I stream piano on Twitch three days a week! ► #Encanto #Disney #Pluto = = = = = = = = = = EQUIPMENT ► All my equipment (piano, etc.) is listed above! (It’s an affiliate storefront, so if you buy from here you’ll support me too!) = = = = = = = = = = PUMP up the MERCH ► Extremely clever t-shirts conceived by yours truly. = = = = = = = = = = SUBSCRIBE ► = = = = = = = = = = SPECIAL THANKS to my SUPER SPONSORS! ★ Stephanie Autherith ► ★ Minglin Li ★ Anna Swenson ★ 631 Chatelaine Become a sponsor ► = = = = = = = = = = Lyrics We don’t talk about Pluto, no, no, no We don’t talk about Pluto It was 2006 We were learning planets And there were nine of them in the sky (Nine planets were in the sky!) Pluto was in Our system’s orbital spin (Wonder!) Our model was looking pretty fly (and that’s when things go wrong!) Pluto they said was a pain (Why the hysteria?) Went against the IAUs grain (So they changed the criteria!) A planet it could not remain! (I am not okay, but anyway!) We don’t talk about Pluto, no, no, no We don’t talk about Pluto Hey! Pluto’s demotion has left us in a crisis Ruining all of our mnemonic devices “My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine…What?! (what, what, what) Now I’m spending Saturdays hanging out with my son Writing angry letters to Neil Degrasse Tyson: “Why do I need science when I’ve got my gut? You stinky butt?” Heaven’s renamed With Pluto’s new class Couldn’t clear it’s domain Of comparable mass Had a long regime But it’s off the team We don’t talk about Pluto, no, no, no We don’t talk about Pluto This textbook was up-to-date The next day: wrong! (no, no!) They said that it was a dwarf planet all along! (no, no!) And now I’m questioning the moon landing with Neil Armstrong! (No, no!) This hurts as bad as losing Alderaan! They told me that we all could agree that the planets would always be nine Now you tell me, who’s gonna tell Hades, that his planet was forced to resign Oy vey this isn’t Pluto’s day! You tell me, when I hear “actually, there’s only eight bodies, considered to be planets!” I’m just supposed to nod (Hey this - makes me want to pound the crap out of you) I’m just supposed to nod! I’m supposed to nod! Um, Pluto Yeah about that Pluto I need you as a planet, Pluto Don’t want the truth, I just want you, Pluto! Oh hey fellas that nutjob’s here What a winner