Orgy for One - NSP

Buy the album here: =sr_1_8?dchild=1&qid=1603124239&refinements=p_32:Ninja Sex Party&s=music&sr=1-8 Instrumentals by TWRP - check ‘em out here: Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP Music credits: Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach Additional Engineering by Eric Palmquist Recorded at Palmquist Studios and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA. Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound. Performed by Ninja Sex Party, TWRP, Jim Roach, and Kenny Harris. Video credits: Director: Sean Barrett Producer: Scott Shiffman 1st AD/PA: Dan Brown Production Design: Traci Hays DP: Gordon Yould 1st AC: Ryan Sax 1st AC: Brooks Burgoon 2nd AC/DIT: Brooks Ludwick Techno Jib OP: Justin Umphenour Techno Jib Tech: Andrew Azouz Gaffer: Danny Williams Gaffer: Randy Newman Key Grip: Nick Lundstrom Key Grip: Marlow Nunez Hair: Becca Weber Makeup: Kat Bardot PA: David Browne PA: Leah Yould PA: Keaton Shiffman Kristen Vaganos: Jenny Leah Yould: Kate Morgan Matthews: Sally Jim Roach: Sally’s Dad Alara Ceri: Wendy Scott Shiffman: Wendy’s Dad “Manager”: Brent Lilley Lyrics Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy, but the responses thus far haven’t been what I’d hoped for Stacy had a headache Jenny was in jail Brenda had to work late Kate was getting Jenny’s bail Angela got scurvy Ashley caught a cold Sally’s dad exploded That’s what I was told Michelle had to play checkers Ann was baking pies Wendy’s dad exploded too That might’ve been a lie Pam had frisbee lessons Stella had ballet Now I’m by myself But I can have fun anyway, so…. Dim the lights Remove my tights YEAH! Nobody showed but I’m gonna have some fun Let’s get this party started it’s an orgy for one It’s me and my hand and it’s hotter than the sun So break out the tissues it’s an orgy for one I’m workin’ out my issues in an orgy for one Margaret’s cat got nauseous Jane was way too shy Steve was not invited because he was a guy Claire was parasailing Brooke said she was in space But it doesn’t matter Cause I’m rounding second base All through the night My grasp is tight OH I’m beating so hard you’d think I was a drum And I don’t even care it’s an orgy for one I’m here all alone and I’m tuggin on my plums It’s not just masturbation it’s an orgy for one It’s a fuckin’ celebration it’s an orgy for one Orgy for one Orgy for one Sixty nine Without the nine Now pour the wine I’m mine all mine I’m batting a thousand and nailing everyone Thank you everybody at this orgy for one These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt You know I’m goin for it, it’s an orgy for one My junk is getting sore and it’s an orgy for one You know that I’ll be scoring at the orgy for one Orgy for one Orgy for one