Kung Fu Fools and Bullshido - Black Belch Edition - Fake Martial Arts

Gerthy Berthy has that “I used to be a prison guard but was fired for undisclosed reasons” type of she is demonstrating how to get away from a creepazoid if a game of patty cakes goes horribly , just look at that mug. She’s got the face only a Waffle House manager could love. This guy couldn’t be more Italian American if he was born in the back of a pizzeria, named Tony Pepperoni, and had a pair of meatballs dangling from his camaro. But let’s see what kind of kung fu Pasquale Parmesan can teach us. Now what can I say about George “Dill Pickle” expert, martial arts master, supposed friend of Bruce Lee and Muhammad Ali, unofficial mascot of butter, and a 43 rd degree black belt in 42 nd black belt degrees of 90 th black belts. This guy looks more like a used underwear salesman than a martial artist. But Dillman’s real claim to fame is his uncanny ability to knock out people who work for him by way of hitting pressure points and being able to control invisible haduken en