The Dinosaur’s Guide to Modern Dating - Kindle Edition

Listen, surviving a long-term relationship is tough. Surviving the dumpster fire of modern dating after one? That requires a special kind of insanity. This isn’t your grandmother’s guide to finding love; it’s a battle plan for the emotionally scarred, the socially awkward, and anyone brave (or foolish) enough to swipe right again. Buckle up, buttercup, things are about to get weird. Re-entering the dating world after a decade or more feels like waking up in a foreign country where you don’t speak the language and everyone has bad haircuts. Chapter 1: Welcome to the Jungle Taking stock of your emotional baggage (it’s probably moldy). Facing the brutal truth: You’re not 25 anymore, and neither is anyone else. Deciphering dating profiles: Why is every other woman holding a fish? Chapter 2: Decoding the New Language: “Ghosting“: The modern way to disappear that’s even less polite than a carrier pigeon breakup