MUST SEE - SINGING MONKEY FREAKS OUT!

NEVER BEFORE SEEN archival footage of Jeff the monkey exhibiting his notorious temper at the Grinnell Center for Primates and Crabs in Grinnell, Iowa. While Jeff was beloved by zookeeps, many of his fellow primates (and even some crabs) did not appreciate his yearn to sing. Monkey psychiatrists have said that this lack of appreciation is the main factor which led to Jeff’s anger issues. 2 weeks after this video footage was captured, Jeff drowned trying to slurp a sunflower seed out of a puddle. The zoo held a funeral - which all of the monkeys (and most crabs) attended to pay their regards. His body was supposed to be buried, but while being lowered into the ground a large bird came and took him. It was assumed that the bird ate him until Jeff’s corpse was discovered a week later in the parking lot of a Sam’s Club. While Jeff’s life ended, his legacy lives on at the Grinnell Center for Primates and Crabs through a small photo of Jeff on the bulletin board as you enter the facility. Jeff had really bad breath and a small penis, but he is remembered more for his singing and temper. If you’d like to honor Jeff’s legacy, Sam’s Club is having a sale for 10 cents off all single-pouch bags of sunflower seeds and all proceeds go toward restroom maintenance in the east wing of the Sam’s Club. RIP (Restroom Isn’t Pleasant) To learn more visit , or email BathroomAdmin@