HOW TO GET OUT OF A WAR “MASTURBATION“

The most common “side effects“ of masturbation are ejaculation (mostly among men, but sometimes among women); relief of boredom; fun; pleasure; relief of tension; easier time falling asleep; relaxation; and general happiness. No, you are not going to go on how one masturbates, these “side effects“ are also possible: monthly credit card fees, lube on one’s keyboard, drained vibrator batteries, a cucumber that should not be served to visiting house guests, or ejaculate stains on the wall that, in the future, some investigative reporter will shine a black light on to demonstrate to viewers everywhere that hotels are places where people have the very rare case that you are particularly rough with your own genitals, you might be a little gentle with them for a few days and they should return to normal (if not, see a healthcare provider). Also in the very rare case that you insert an object into your anus and it goes too far up into the rectum, then you may h