Jesus Loves Me Parody (Jesus Hates Me) Funny Song - Dark Humor Rude and Offensive with Lyrics
I wanted to do a song that was the opposite of the classic hymn “Jesus Loves Me” just because that is how I roll. As you can tell this song doesn’t have much to do with Jesus at all as it’s really about the dysfunctional dynamics in this family. Some would consider it rude and offensive, but I think of it like the dark humor one can find on Family Guy or the Simpsons. Homer and Bart do have a complicated relationship.
Full parody lyrics:
Jesus hates me! This I know,
Mommy has a cameltoe
She is weak and I am strong
Now, I’m gonna wear my thong
Yes, Jesus hates me!
Yes, Jesus hates me!
Yes, Jesus hates me!
‘Cause Daddy tells me so
Jesus hates me! This I know,
Daddy porked the neighbor ho’
Then he spanked her on his knee
So, I had to tell mommy
Yes, Jesus hates me!
Yes, Jesus hates me!
Yes, Jesus hates me!
‘Cause Daddy tells me so
Daddy hates me still today,
He must pay alimony
Child support he needs to give
He says to die but I want to live
Yes, Jesus hates me!
Yes, Jesus hates me!
Yes, Jesus hates me!
‘Cause Daddy tells me so
Yes, Jesus hates me!
Yes, Jesus hates me!
Yes, Jesus hates me!
Now Daddy’s snorting blow
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