Weird Al Yankovic - White and Nerdy

“White & Nerdy“ They see me mowin’ My front lawn I know they’re all thinking I’m so White N’ nerdy Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy! I wanna roll with- The gangsters But so far they all think I’m too white n’ nerdy Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy I’m just too white n’ nerdy Really, really white n’ nerdy First in my class here at . Got skills, I’m a Champion of DND MC Escher that’s my favorite MC Keep your 40 I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin to the contrary You’ll find they’re quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Steven Hawkings in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out I got people begging for my top 8 spaces Yo I know Pi to a thousand places Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I’m a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed, my fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze There’s no killer app I haven’t run At Pascal, well, I’m number 1 Do vector calculus just for fun I ain’t got a gat but I gotta soldering gun Happy days is my favourite theme song I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I’m fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon Here’s the part I sing on They see me roll on, my Segway! I know in my heart they think I’m white n’ nerdy! Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy I’d like to roll with-