Closer To Bingo - Nine Inch Nails Parody

As a lifelong Goth bingo enthusiast I felt it was time to bring the world of underground bingo games to the masses. Nope, not fucking with you, goths play bingo and this is a song about that! Parody of Closer by NIN. Sung by Joshua Swann , video and Trent Look-sorta-alike Zachary Byron Helms for You get me a good table, one that’s real close to mable You get me a good dabber, make sure it doesn’t slobber Help me - it plays on my ocd Help me - I’m