If I don’t smesh, I’m not no one

Hasbulla Magomedov AKA Mini Khabib is 18 years old, but looks and sounds 5. He’s also pretty tough and fearless for his size. If he’s not taking flight with balloons or enjoying ice cream, he can be found throwing punches at the local watering hole or theme park. In fact, he was recently spotted crashing into some high-voltage power lines; luckily Conor McGregor was in town to break his fall and leg / ankle. Sporting a red dress and high heel shoes, Conor was quick to summon the assistance of Impa Kasanganay, who attempted to end the career of the young Dagestanian. Starring: Dustin Poirier, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Joe Rogan, Herb Dean, Abdul Razik, Nick Young , a front kick to the face, and cameo appearances by: Randy Orton RKO at a press conference, Vince McMahon and Paul Michael Levesque AKA Triple H.