Ukraine: Darth Vader reveals plan to take over Ukraine

Sith Lord Darth Vader revealed his plans to join the Ukraine presidential campaign in Kiev on Saturday. Vader, a leader of the Ukrainian Internet Party, stated that he has “no rivals“ and expects to win in the first round. The candidate has already been politically involved in Ukraine in the past. In 2012, he scored 3 per cent of votes in the parliamentary election, however the votes were never registered because supporters weren’t able to add Vader’s real name to the ballots, which rendered t