LITERAL Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Trailer

iTunes: Daily Vlogs: Game Commentary: POSTERS! - Click to Tweet! - Fans! Shirts! Twitter! LITERAL Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Trailer LYRICS: Pan cross ocean. Zoom into a mountain. Someone’s not good a lighting torches. Rocky beaches. Corona commercial set. Close-up mini-waterfall. Ready the tattered holy sail... Nevermind let’s go look for a trail. Hot hot hot hot hot hot NOT. Dramatic main character reveal. Slow fade-in, Jack negotiating. Fireworks then Disney castle. Jerry Bruckheimer, there’s an archway. Rapid pan-down, Jack’s in trouble. Mutton chops stand up cut. Jack’s been drinkiing, now he’s wading