“MY STICK!“ — A Bad Lip Reading of The Last Jedi

Yoda lectures Luke on the merits of his beloved stick. “MY STICK!“ merch: Follow on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! LYRICS (below): Knock you in your head with my stick With my stick You gon’ have a mark from my stick From my stick My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can’t touch my stick (I don’t wanna) Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr Yeah, you want my stick Thunk your coconut with my stick Look at my stick You gon’ feel the wrath of my stick Fear my stick! My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can’t touch my stick But it’s just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm It’s my perfect stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it’s better than bacon Why’d you get so crotchety and mean? Look at my stick Why’d you drink that creature’s milk, it’s green? Got me sick&#