Wendy and Cartman Throw Down - SOUTH PARK

After much anticipation, Wendy and Cartman finally throw down. “Breast Cancer Show Ever“ S12 Subscribe to South Park: Watch more South Park: About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: Shop official South Park merch: Follow South Park: Instagram: Twitter: Facebook: #SouthPark #SouthParkS12 INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY - MORNING Kids are milling about when Bebe comes rushing in. BEBE She’s gonna fight! Wendy’s gonna fight Cartman right now! NELLY What? The kids all run out Different Hallway shot- As the MUSIC continues Wendy walks down the hallway towards camera. She takes off her coat and throws it to the side. Students rush in and follow her. STUDENTS ALRIGHT! /HERE WE GO! / IT’S ON! /Etc. EXT. PLAYGROUND - DAY The fourth grade kids are playing on the playground. Cartman is playing football with the other kids -- Cartman is quarterbacking. CARTMAN Go deep, Craig! Not that deep retard! Suddenly, Butters comes running in- super excited. BUTTERS SHE’S COMING! SHE’S COMING! CARTMAN Butters, get outta here! BUTTERS BUT WENDY’S COMIN’ TO FIGHT YOU! CARTMAN Huh? A LOUD BANG of doors opening is heard and Cartman turns to look - Wendy comes out some double doors with a big group of CHEERING kids and walks towards camera. Her jacket is gone. Reverse back to Cartman, who looks terrified, as A BUNCH MORE KIDS START gathering all around to watch. CLYDE OH BOY HERE WE GO! KIDS ALRIGHT! /YEAH! / IT’S ON!!! Shot of the goth kids getting to their viewing point. GOTH KID It’s about freaking time. Back to Cartman and Wendy as all the kids settle into their places around them to watch. CRAIG ALRIGHT! LET’S DO IT! WIDE SHOT -- Can we do one of those effect shots, where we Start on Cartman, and then go out to our super-wide master 3/4 shot with it looking like frames have been cut? Hang on that wide shot- everything is quiet. Cartman does a few pimpin’ gestures- CARTMAN Wassup- Wassup- -Then he leans into wendy. CARTMAN (quietly) Wendy... Don’t forget, I’LL tell my mom on you... WENDY I don’t care. Cartman looks around at everyone nervously. Butters is holding his hands in front of him anxiously and batting his eyes and shaking with excitement. BUTTERS Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! CARTMAN Um, recess is almost over, I don’t know if there’s really time. RANDOM GIRL SHUT UP AND FIGHT! KIDS YEAH! /COME ON! / DO IT! /Etc. All the kids of the school are gathered for the big showdown. Maybe we should play some WESTERN style music as Wendy takes off her jacket and pulls back her hair. Cartman takes off his coat, revealing a truck t-shirt. CARTMAN Alright, FINE WENDY! I’LL FIGHT YOU YOU BIG BULLY! The two of them dance around and circle each other. And then fight in lame, South Park style. CARTMAN AND WENDY (efforts) WENDY POV - Cartman swings and punches Wendy in the face. KIDS (It’s over cheer) OHH!!!! Wendy shakes it off and continues to kick Cartman’s ass. KIDS (cheer) BUTTERS FUCK HIM UP, WENDY! After Cartman falls to the ground, Wendy walks over to him- Wendy kicks Cartman in the stomach -- three times. WENDY (panting and grunting while kicking) CARTMAN (oofing each time) Wendy finally drops to her butt in exhaustion and sits there panting. Cut to a group of kids looking at each other. Then another group of kids -- And Mr. Mackey breaks through them - looking into camera. MR. MACKEY Wendy? Then a shot just like in ’There Will Be Blood’ - Wendy sitting there panting with Cartman laying face down. WENDY (panting, then) I’m finished! Wendy gets up, and picks up her coat and walks away. A few other shots of kids walking away slowly. Then a wide over head master - Wendy leaves at the bottom of frame as the big group of kids start to scatter. Then Mackey runs back towards the school. MR. MACKEY Hey! Somebody call the Principal!