Song of the Count (censored)

You know that I am called the count Because I really love to f*** Sometimes I sit and f** all day But Sometimes I get carried away I f*** slowly,slowly,slowly getting faster Once I start in f***ing its very hard to stop Faster,faster it is so exciting I could f*** forever, f*** till I drop 1-2-3-4 1-2 I love f*** whatever the amount! Haya-ya-ya That’s the song of the count I f*** the spiders on the wall I f*** cobwebs in the hall I f*** the candles on the shelf When I’m alone I f*** myself...