How Many Potatoes Does It Take To Run DOOM?

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute Just sit right there I’ll tell you how I ran Doom on some potatoes when nobody else cared In western America born and raised On the floor of my garage I spent most of my days Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool And boiling some potatoes, bought a big wire spool When a Raspberry Pi turned out no good And wouldn’t boot up, I tried hard as I could I spent one little night and the potatoes smelled weird I said ‘I better get this thing working or I’ll pull out my hair’ I added more potatoes here day after day But I lacked the amps to take me all of the way So I gave it some thought hoping I’d find the ticket. I kept going and said, ’I might as well stick with it’. First pass, yo this is bad Stinky potatoes have more power, can’t explain that. Is this what it takes to play this game tonight? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I fear I’m missing, something isn’t quite grand Is this the type of place I just end my cool plans? I don’t think so I’ll see where it goes I hope they’re prepared for Doom on potatoes Well, the plan panned out and affirmed my doubt The Raspberry Pi needed amps at a higher amount I ain’t trying to get invested so deep in this idea I could buy more potatoes, or try again next year I sat for a minute and then it became clear I’d use a graphing calculator and finish this here If anyone says that’s not Doom that’d be fair But I thought ’Nah, forget it’ - ’Yo, homes get the TI-84 prepared’ I pulled up the game at about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the potatoes ’Yo homes smell ya later’ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the first potato Doom player