Don’t Make This Weird Mom (Happy Mother’s Day)

Please don’t make this weird Mom. Over the years, your children have gotten you a lot of gifts every Mother’s Day to let you know how much you mean to us (and you mean a lot) But I’m tired of competing with my brothers and sister. It’s time to claim the title of best present ever once and for all. And if I can’t have that title, then I’ll take worst present ever and know that my siblings don’t have the courage to sink lower than I have. You’re welcome. I love you. I’m sorry. Happy Mother’s Day