My Mother-in-Law is a Scorpion

Listen to the song: If you would like to contribute to my hideous activities consider becoming my patron: One fine day I answered the phone It was my girlfriend inviting Me to her home I met her father He cooked us a meal It was a pleasant evening But i began to feel A presence, a shadow Eyes on my neck Her father looked nervous I began to suspect A secret, a lie Someone was missing When no one was talking I heard a strange hissing I felt deep down that Something was not right I made my excuses I said good night One year later At our wedding reception I finally uncovered The horrible deception My mother in law is a scorpion My uncle fainted, my guests all fled Woah woah My mother in law is a scorpion My brother is crying, the priest is dead Woah woah Family dinners are not fun When you’re terrified of getting stung My mother in law is a scorpion Did you know that scorpions don’t lay eggs? Woah woah My mother in law is a scorpion I said she was fat, she paralysed me legs Woah woah