Кин-Дза-Дза Kin-Dza-Dza 1986 Russian cyberpunk, best movie scenes, English subtitles

The plot: “Uncle Vova“ and “Skripach“(Fiddler) pushed the wrong button on a teleportation device in the hand of an odd hobo claiming to be an alien. Planet “Plyuk“ is a desert. Plyukans converted all water on the planet to fuel. Now they convert fuel to drink water. Plyukans can read minds, but language is limited to 11 words - 10 plus “KU“ - all other words. Plyuk’s civilisation has advanced technologically but barbarian in the other way. There is only one way to identify two classes of creatures by pointing a little device at the person, orange light - “Chitlanin“ (superior), green - “Patsak“ (lower class). The lower class must do sit-ups and stay in a cage in front of the superior. The most valuable and illegal thing on the planet is matches. Matchers is a life in prison contraband. The prestige on that planet is judged by pants colour. Yellow pants is a sign of royalty. There was a remark proudly spoken by Plukanian -- “when society has no pants colour differentiation -- there is no meaning (of life) whe