Big Fat Vegan Radio - All I Want For Christmas Is Kale (Parody song)

Happy Holidays from Big Fat Vegan Radio! IF YOU ENJOYED THIS: - Please SHARE it with your friends! - Please check out our PODCAST at - PLEASE CONSIDER MAKING A DONATION TO OUR PODCAST! VISIT to make a donation! ANY AMOUNT WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED! THANK YOU! LYRICS: I don’t want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don’t care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I just wanna be alone No one calling on the phone I’m waiting to exhale All I want for Christmas Is kale!   I don’t get a lot of produce Just a lotta vegan meats Don’t ask where I get my protein Ask about my fiber needs! I don’t need to watch my figure When I’m eating lots of greens That’s why I look so much better Than those busted booger queens That’s my beauty