Steam Powered Giraffe - Walter Robotics Rap

Advertisement for Walter Robotics, the company that made the Steam Powered Giraffe robots! Melody & Lyrics by Christopher “Bunny“ Bennett Composed by David Michael Bennett & Samuel Luke Rabbit & GG The Giraffe performed by Christopher “Bunny“ Bennett The Spine performed by David Michael Bennett Hatchworth performed by Samuel Luke Video edited by David Michael Bennett Audio recorded and mixed by David Michael Bennett & Samuel Luke Graphic art by Christopher “Bunny“ Bennett Shot entirely on a green screen with one GoPro Hero3: Black Edition camera. Steam Powered Giraffe is a musical performance act located in San Diego California. You can download and purchase albums of the band’s songs on iTunes, and other digital music distributors by visiting: Other links: Website: Facebook: Lyrics: Yo put on the beats Now we’re having a ball Gonna tell you ’bout a company that tops ’em all Walter Robotics (what) Break it down When it comes to robots they’re the best in town Walter Robotics (what) Fall in line All the competitors are just wasting their time Yeah I’m looking for quality in a tri-core mainframe At a bargain value with a family name Other companies charge for additional parts They nickle and dime you and they smell like farts But Walter Robotics (what) They’re the good guys Every tenth purchase they give you a prize... Its assorted bath soaps... Walter Robotics (what) they’ll treat you well We’ve got sprockets, cogs, and cold fusion cells Walter Robotics (what) give them a call Discounts on power cores from now through the fall Hello? No, I’m sorry you have the wrong number That wasn’t even the number flashing on the screen. You shouldn’t have my personal information... When you want to buy hearts for your tin men in mass We’ve got iron, brass, and even timelord class Other companies have an order minimum But we’ll sell you a bolt because those guys are dumb. Walter Robotics (what) deal of the day 100 dollars off when the price horse neighs Walter Robotics (what) take it from Spine When I want to buy a robot going here I’m inclined. Walter Robotics (what) sale of the year Buy 20 roomba hats, get a free root beer Walter Robotics (what) We’ll take care of you Customer service like the fresh morning dew Walter Robotics (what) our word is true If you’re not happy Hatchy will eat his shoe I’m going to do it anyway, so it doesn’t matter And then I’ll eat your shoes.