SIGMA-MALES: NO WAY HOME featuring Tobey Maguire, Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield, and Morbius

Because this dumb filler meme is dedicated to film enthusiasts, I’ll explain it for those that don’t understand it. To sum it up, it’s a what-if scenario in which the Spider-Men crossed over with some of the “literally me” characters. I’d like to express the fact that I don’t care if you haven’t seen any of these characters before. If you’re unfamiliar with the term “literally me,” I recommend looking up literally me memes. (I know it also may be confusing to understand because of the pacing but I had to fit everything into a minute.) The following five characters: Driver (from Drive), Patrick Bateman (from American Psycho), Louis Bloom (from Nightcrawler), Walter White (from Breaking Bad), and Batman (from The Batman), are all “sigma-male” / “literally-me” characters. Each character’s universe collides with the three spider-men after Doctor Strange’s spell goes wrong in Spider-Man: No Way Home. I made Driver interact with Tobey because Ryan gosling is one of my all-time favorite actors, and I k