What’s The Difference Between Mitosis and Meiosis?

A scientific spoof on the classic by Dr. Dre and Xzibit. What’s the difference between mitosis and meiosis? What’s the difference between mitosis and meiosis? Lets explain each, first we got mitosis The cell starts off in interphase, where it’s kickin’ with the homies The cell grows and grows, till its ready to split from them hoes With all its new chromosomes, its ready to goes Next is prophase, the chromatids pair at the centromere The mitotic spindle forms outside the nuclear envelope here. The centrosomes move to opposite poles. That’s where they stays. The chromosomes on the plate we call it metaphase (yeah). Comin is Anaphase, microtubules pull back at the kinetochore Separate the chromosomes; make ’em look like they’re tore. Last is telophase, the new nucleolus and envelope formed With the help of cytokinesis, two daughter cells are borned. Break at the cleavage furrow, the cell’s pinched in two If ya didn’t