If Team Fortress 2 Was Updated by a Bot

Heavy is entrusted with creating the latest TF2 update, but in his keyboard-slamming haste, copies the patch notes into a Markov Text Generator and submits the results. What could go wrong? The patch notes in this video were generated using a Markov Chain Text Generator, which you can use here: Patch notes taken from these posts (and also a few I generated on my own): Narration and voice acting (excluding the TF2 classes) done by me. Special thanks to The Conceptionist for helping put together the ending shot. The “New Weapons Soldier“ in the intro originally created by Genowhirl70. GMod Addons used that I forgot to put in the credits: St