エビチャーハン! (You’re Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice?!) [feat. Hatsune Miku English]

you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice? you’re telling me a shrimp fell in love? you’re telling me a shrimp can feel human emotions? you’re telling me a shrimp can feel pain. you’re telling me a shrimp could hurt me. i’m scared of you bandcamp: spotify/apple music/etc: filmed by ODDEEO additional shots by rice vocals by hatsune miku v4 english everything else by yours truly, Jamie Paige! with special thanks to peedee and also my sister and her husband for letting us spend a day throwing a plushie around their house lyrics: i cook my dinners for an audience at least that’s what i’d like to do lately it’s me and my irrelevance garnished with hopeless love for you i cut these onions ’til i cry sear my heart on every side golden brown and lightly fried i just don’t know what i’m to do with this meal i made for two... unless i cook for you! i made a home-cooked meal full of everything i feel and i send my love through the searing stainless steel i hope you feel the heat ’cause you’re everything to me have this shrimp fried rice no more talking, lets just eat! you cook your dinners with no elegance nothing pretty, just some food that might be why you’re such a pessimist every day its plain white rice and chicken breast with protein powder, it’s PETULANT!!!!!!! sous vide it slowly for a day while the lonely hours away watch those colors turn to grey wouldn’t your dinner feel complete with some savory and sweet? just come and cook with me! i made a home-cooked meal full of everything i feel and i send my love through the searing stainless steel i hope you come and eat ’cause it’s such a tasty treat have this shrimp fried rice grab a plate and take a seat! OHHHHH SHRIMP MIKU IN THE PLACE TO BE YOU WANT A SHRIMP FAJITA OR A SHRIMP SCAMPI I GOT THIRTY NINE METHODS TO PREPARE SEAFOOD AND I’D MAKE UP A MILLION MORE FOR YOU YOU MAKE MY HEART BEAT WILD AND FREE NOW I’M SEEING COLORS THAT I CAN’T PERCEIVE BABY DON’T BACK DOWN, TAKE A CHANCE ON ME AND NO I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SHELLFISH ALLERGY I DON’T CARE YOU’RE GONNA EAT THIS FRIED RICE I MADE FOR YOU OR... OR THERE’S GONNA BE PROBLEMS YOU HEAR ME? i made a home-cooked meal full of everything i feel and i send my love through the searing stainless steel i hope you feel the heat ’cause you’re everything to me have this shrimp fried rice no more talking, lets just eat!