I Am Your King!

(CORRECTION/CLARIFICATION: The way I phrased it made it sound like no one signed the Constitution, which is incorrect. However, the signatures were just people acting as witnesses to the gathering of a few twits, to make up powers out of thin air. It wasn’t saying, “We are the ones who made these powers appear.“ The signature page says the bogus ritual was “done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States“--which just means a bunch of opportunists got together to make up some shit--and then says, “In witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names...“ So the people signing were just saying, “Yep, we watched these twits make shit up“ (though the signatories were among the twits themselves). So it doesn’t change the point, but the way I described it wasn’t entirely accurate.) By the power vested in me (by me just saying stuff), I hereby declare that I shall have the power to lay and collect taxes. As such, I hereby impose upon everyone who watches this video, a tax of $5, to be paid immediately, using any of the methods described below. Failure to comply will mean that you are a very naughty and dissobedient subject, and should feel great shame at not eagerly and proudly paying tribute to me, your new lord and king! Payments of this obviously legal and totes legitimate royal tribute can be made... …via PayPal by sending to “tootruthy@” …via Venmo by sending to @Amanda-Rachwitz ...via CashApp to “tootruthy@“ …via Ethereum by sending to 0x17B1a254aedB9d175C1830C032a0bb0eaCC1c0f5 …via Bitcoin (BTC) by sending to 14iFFXtoy1xmMBoapCphAiTnPW1bQP2KBM ...via BitcoinCash (BCH) by sending to bitcoincash:qp5ac4g7fnj8e9h2vkwx28yk8s0kmzhqvchj5d5zxf ...or via Monero by sending to 47AaNvMpGYSe7xBeRL6RqXZgtJgDEnivyJvHS8icxncYUmSyZJbh9y3FfjztSZUg7BejcGq3E3eSufkPYoPSW4cZKmJyrcT And for those who like old-school “snail mail“: Larken Rose 610 E Bell Road, #2-171 Phoenix, AZ 85022