Astarion Kick in the balls | Baldur’s Gate 3

If you haven’t kicked Astarion in the balls - you haven’t played the game. Imagine romancing gay vampire for estimately 150 hours of gameplay, ruining any other romance option, bootlicking him and approving any of his quirks, making him literally god in flesh, sleeping with him one last time before he makes you one of his vampire thralls and then kicking him between the legs so he leaves your party for good. Yeah that’s Baldur’s Gate 3. Totally worth it anyway. #baldursgate3