Harry Potter vs. Voldemort Rap

Voldemort #1: I’m the darkest dark wizard in all of history, I’ll slay your ass out like Cedric Diggory. With a wave of my finger Ill put you on the floor You’s a punk ass little kid without Dumbeldore, I’m the best wizard rapper you ever will see, you’re a peewee witch midget with a dead mommy. I’ve got multiple souls and can raise the dead If you think you can win then you’ve been sorely misled Harry #1 You’s a big bald fairy, you think I’m scared of you I smoked basilisk and I’ll smoke you too. I got witches in class I got witches in the halls If you look under my cloak, you’ll see my Hagrid size balls. I win at wizard duels, I win at wizard chess, Got platinum coated DUBS on my Hogwart’s Express You can’t touch me son, I drive magic cars I dish out big hurt you just pass out little scars! Voldemort #2 Poor little Harry, you’re such darling lad. Do you miss you uncle?