GUPPY - Texting & Driving (Official Audio)

Lyrics: Texting and driving and driving and texting x2 Sitting in my parked car crying I’d rather be texting and driving Texting and driving and driving and texting I’ll be arriving while driving while texting Why would they let a bitch like me operate heavy machinery? Don’t know! I’m catching Kony. It’s me - I got him I made a trade for Osama Bin Laden Mission accomplished because America’s awesome They wrote the scripture and I’m just their Gollum And I chose to believe them Okay, I chose to believe them Yeah I chose to believe them! To believe them, to believe them, to believe them, to believe Believe.... Texting and driving and driving and texting x2 Sitting in my parked car crying I’d rather be texting and driving Nice to meet you Enchanté I’m texting you with my ETA Me and your mom have friendship bracelets Texting your dad a curated playlist Texting God in my head Also known as praying Now I’m playing dead Also known as laying Let’s go! When I die take my texts and delete them When I die take my texts and delete them When I die take my texts and delete them And delete them And delete them And delete them And delete them And delete them And delete them And delete them