Justin Timberlake ft. Andy Samberg - Dick In A Box (Saturday Night Live Show 2009)

(Spoken: Hey girl, I got somethin’ real important to give you, so just sit down and listen...) Girl you know we’ve been together Such a long long time (such a long time) And now I’m ready to lay it on the line Well, you know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside -- it’s my dick in a box Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don’t mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl, ya gotta know you’re my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin’ real Wanna get you somethin’ from the heart Somethin’ special, girl... it’s my dick in a box! It’s my dick in a box, babe It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box, girl See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin’ (yeah) And I got just the one, somethin’ to show ya that you are second-to-none To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, It’s easy to do, just follow these steps One âЂ“ cut a hole in a box Two âЂ“ put your junk in that box Three âЂ“ make her open the box And that’s the way you do it It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box, babe It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box, girl Christmas âЂ“ dick in a box Hanukkah âЂ“ dick in a box Kwanzaa âЂ“ a dick in a box Every single holiday, a dick in a box Over at your parent’s house, a dick in a box Midday at the grocery store, a dick in a box Backstage at the CMA’s a dick in a box Yeah, yeah, wow wow wow wow... A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box... (реж.: Akiva Schaffer, 2006)